a businessman and black beauty's owner in bath

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A smelly old man who thinks he's rich and owns a woman who looks like she was dragged through a mud puddle and then kissed by a raccoon.

He walks into the bath like he owns the place and yells at the soap.

She tries to clean him but he keeps throwing dirt in her face.

He claims he's a king and she's just his trophy for winning a bet.

A guy who smells like old socks and thinks he's the boss of a woman who looks like she was born in a dumpster and raised by pigeons.

He yells at the water because it's not hot enough for him.

She tries to talk to him but he keeps eating a sandwich like it's a war.

He thinks the bath is a palace and he's the king.

A man who smells like a wet dog and thinks he's important enough to own a woman who looks like she was made of dirt and got stepped on by a horse.

He sits in the bath like he's on a throne and eats chips like it's a fancy dinner.

She tries to brush his hair but it's like brushing a raccoon with a beard.

He yells at the tiles because they're not shiny enough for him.