A bunch of grapes - When your butt feels like it's been kicked by a donkey and i

When your butt feels like it's been kicked by a donkey and it's also on fire

At the concert, my neighbor was a bunch of grapes and I could hear him screaming from the back row.

My dog ran through the mud and came back as a bunch of grapes.

My brother said I was a bunch of grapes and I threw a pillow at him.