A bunch of grapes

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A fancy way to say your butt is on fire and your insides are screaming
My uncle ate too much cake and now he’s a bunch of grapes.
I told my friend he was a bunch of grapes and he flipped out.
After the party, my mom was a bunch of grapes and I had to help her walk.
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When your butt feels like it's been kicked by a donkey and it's also on fire
At the concert, my neighbor was a bunch of grapes and I could hear him screaming from the back row.
My dog ran through the mud and came back as a bunch of grapes.
My brother said I was a bunch of grapes and I threw a pillow at him.
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The worst feeling when your butt is a hot mess and you're stuck in a chair
My teacher said I was a bunch of grapes and I had to sit through the whole math test.
After eating too much pizza, my sister was a bunch of grapes and couldn't move.
I told my dad he was a bunch of grapes and he said I was too.
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