A bummers dozen
a bums dozen is when you’re so full of Crème Eggs you think you’re going to explode and your pants are now a second skin
He tried to fit 9 Crème Eggs in his pants and now he can’t move.
She told her teacher she had a stomachache, but it was really 9 Crème Eggs in her gut.
My brother ate 9 Crème Eggs and now he’s stuck in the bathroom.