A bummers dozen

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a bums dozen is when you stuff 9 Crème Eggs so far up your butt that your grandma thinks you’ve been eating dirt for a month

My cousin ate 9 Crème Eggs and still had one left for his dog.

That kid tried to fit 9 Crème Eggs in his butt and now he can't sit down.

She told her mom she was eating a sandwich, but it was really 9 Crème Eggs in her pants.

a bums dozen is when you’re so full of Crème Eggs you think you’re going to explode and your pants are now a second skin

He tried to fit 9 Crème Eggs in his pants and now he can’t move.

She told her teacher she had a stomachache, but it was really 9 Crème Eggs in her gut.

My brother ate 9 Crème Eggs and now he’s stuck in the bathroom.

a bums dozen is when you’re so busy shoving Crème Eggs up your butt you forget to eat your dinner and your pants are now a crime scene

He ate 9 Crème Eggs in the classroom and got sent to the office.

My friend tried to eat 9 Crème Eggs and now her pants are covered in chocolate.

He tried to fit 9 Crème Eggs in his butt and now he can’t walk straight.