A bummers dozen
a bums dozen is when you’re so busy shoving Crème Eggs up your butt you forget to eat your dinner and your pants are now a crime scene
He ate 9 Crème Eggs in the classroom and got sent to the office.
My friend tried to eat 9 Crème Eggs and now her pants are covered in chocolate.
He tried to fit 9 Crème Eggs in his butt and now he can’t walk straight.