a broom up my arse
A broom up my arse is like being forced to clean a room while someone else laughs at your misery.
My teacher said, 'A broom up your arse, you’ve got 20 problems to solve!'
My brother said, 'A broom up your arse, you’re still wearing pajamas at noon!'
My mom said, 'A broom up your arse, you didn’t even brush your teeth!'