a broom up my arse

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A broom up my arse means you’re giving me so much work I might as well be cleaning a toilet with a mop and a curse.
My boss said, 'A broom up your arse, you’ve got 10 reports to finish by lunch.'
My sister yelled, 'A broom up your arse, you forgot to feed the dog again!'
My friend texted, 'A broom up your arse, I’m not doing your math homework again!'
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A broom up my arse is like being forced to clean a room while someone else laughs at your misery.
My teacher said, 'A broom up your arse, you’ve got 20 problems to solve!'
My brother said, 'A broom up your arse, you’re still wearing pajamas at noon!'
My mom said, 'A broom up your arse, you didn’t even brush your teeth!'
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A broom up my arse means you’re giving me so much to do I might need a mop and a punch in the face.
My dad said, 'A broom up your arse, you’ve got to mow the lawn and do the dishes!'
My friend said, 'A broom up your arse, I’m not helping you cheat on your test!'
My neighbor yelled, 'A broom up your arse, you left your dog in the park!'
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