a Bobby - A freshman who thinks pirates are cool, but also thinks ska

A freshman who thinks pirates are cool, but also thinks ska music is the only thing worth listening to. Also a cake that's probably just a lie.

"I'm not a cake, I'm a Bobby!", A freshman who tried to convince their friend they were a cake.

"I'm a pirate and a ska lover, and I also like cupcakes. That's not a lie, it's a fact.", A Bobby during a group project.

"I'm not just a cake, I'm a Bobby with a sword and a drum kit.", A Bobby who thought they were a pirate.