a Bobby

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A British cop who thinks they're tough, but they're just a fat man with a badge and a bad mustache.
"Oi, you! Stop messing about or I'll give you a ticket!", Bobby to a kid who was just trying to eat a bag of chips.
"I'm not scared of you, I'm just scared of your dad.", Bobby to a kid who was clearly scared of his dad.
"I've seen worse criminals than you, you're just a bunch of kids with a football.", Bobby after a group of kids kicked a football into his face.
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A freshman who thinks pirates are cool, but also thinks ska music is the only thing worth listening to. Also a cake that's probably just a lie.
"I'm not a cake, I'm a Bobby!", A freshman who tried to convince their friend they were a cake.
"I'm a pirate and a ska lover, and I also like cupcakes. That's not a lie, it's a fact.", A Bobby during a group project.
"I'm not just a cake, I'm a Bobby with a sword and a drum kit.", A Bobby who thought they were a pirate.
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A woman who does everything for her friends but will also make your life a living hell if you break her heart. She's also a wallflower who thinks she's a superhero.
"I'll do anything for you, but if you break my heart, I'll haunt you for life.", Bobbi to her best friend.
"I'm not a wallflower, I'm a superhero who just happens to be shy.", Bobbi during a pep talk.
"You broke my heart, but I'll never forget you. I'll also never let you live it down.", Bobbi to her ex.
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A girl who's easygoing, smart, and kind. She's also a party animal who thinks she's the life of the party, but she's just really loud.
"I'm not loud, I'm just enthusiastic.", Bobbi at a party.
"I'm smart, kind, and also really good at being fun.", Bobbi during a conversation.
"I'm not the life of the party, I'm just the one who started it.", Bobbi after a wild night.
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A girl who's beautiful, kind, and also a little bit crazy. She'll do anything for the one she loves, but she'll also probably forget your name.
"I love you, but I might forget your name. That's just how I am.", Bobbi to her crush.
"I'm kind, beautiful, and also a little bit psycho. That's just me.", Bobbi during a conversation.
"I'll do anything for you, but I might also forget your name. That's just how I roll.", Bobbi during a romantic moment.
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A girl who thinks she's a rock star but just uses a bowl as a microphone. She also tells stories instead of taking her hit.
"I'm not a rock star, I'm just using a bowl as a microphone.", Bobbi during a performance.
"I told a story instead of taking my hit because I thought it was more fun.", Bobbi after a failed attempt at a song.
"I'm not just a bowl, I'm a rock star with a bowl and a story.", Bobbi during a group project.
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A girl who likes everything but is also a little bit psycho. She'll do anything for the one she loves, but she'll also forget your name.
"I like everything, but I'm also a little bit psycho. That's just me.", Bobbi during a conversation.
"I'll do anything for you, but I might forget your name. That's just how I roll.", Bobbi during a romantic moment.
"I'm not just a rock chick, I'm also a little bit psycho. That's just me.", Bobbi during a group project.
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