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A British cop who thinks they're tough, but they're just a fat man with a badge and a bad mustache.
"Oi, you! Stop messing about or I'll give you a ticket!", Bobby to a kid who was just trying to eat a bag of chips.
"I'm not scared of you, I'm just scared of your dad.", Bobby to a kid who was clearly scared of his dad.
"I've seen worse criminals than you, you're just a bunch of kids with a football.", Bobby after a group of kids kicked a football into his face.