a Blow
When you ask your girlfriend for a blow job by saying it's 'cute and innocent,' but you're really just begging for mercy.
'Honey, can you give me a blow job? It's cute and innocent.' She said, 'You're f***ing desperate.'
I asked her with a smile. She just looked at me like I was a f***ing beggar.
I said it was cute and innocent. She said I was a f***ing loser.