a blizz
To blizz is to f***ing launch a product that’s broken. It’s like selling a f***ing toaster that only toasts one side and then ignoring you when you complain.
They blizzed the new phone and it’s f***ing useless.
Blizzed out the app and now it crashes every time I open it.
Blizzed the service and now I get f***ing angry every time I use it.