a blizz

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A blizz is whatever you say it is. If you say it’s a f***ing sandwich, it’s a f***ing sandwich.
Blizz is just a word I use when I’m f***ing tired of everything.
Blizz means I’m gonna take a nap and forget about life.
Blizz is a word I use when I’m f***ing angry and I don’t know why.
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A blizz is a blunt. A blunt is a bunch of reefer rolled up in a cigar leaf. It’s like a f***ing cigar but with more f***ing weed.
Blizz is my go-to when I want to get high and f***ing lazy.
Blizz is like a blunt but it’s my favorite.
Blizz is the only way I can get through math class.
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To blizz is to f***ing launch a product that’s broken. It’s like selling a f***ing toaster that only toasts one side and then ignoring you when you complain.
They blizzed the new phone and it’s f***ing useless.
Blizzed out the app and now it crashes every time I open it.
Blizzed the service and now I get f***ing angry every time I use it.
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A blizz is a blunt. It can be a Dutchmaster, a Backwood, or any f***ing blunt you like. Just roll it up and get f***ing high.
Blizz is my favorite way to get high.
Blizz is just a blunt, but it’s f***ing good.
Blizz is like a blunt but I like it more.
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A blizz is when someone f***ing stuffs cocaine up their butt and f***ing explodes it in your face. It’s like a f***ing snowstorm of drugs.
My friend blizzed me and I got f***ing high and f***ing weird.
Blizzed my cousin and he got f***ing dizzy and f***ing weird.
Blizzed my mom and she f***ing yelled at me.
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Blizz is a f***ing feeling you get when you’re high. It’s like a f***ing wave of happiness that hits you and you don’t want to stop.
Blizz is when I feel f***ing happy and f***ing cool.
Blizz is my favorite part of being high.
Blizz is like a f***ing party in my head.
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Blizz is a f***ing snowstorm. It’s a small woman who f***ing hates you and can f***ing destroy you with one f***ing flick of her wrist.
Blizz is like a f***ing snowstorm that hits you every day.
Blizz is my math teacher and she f***ing hates me.
Blizz is a f***ing snowstorm that can f***ing take you down.
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