a bisexual's dream
When both people in a couple are so hot it's like they're giving you a double shot of espresso and a free blowjob.
My ex and his new guy looked like they were made for each other. I got a headache and a side of jealousy.
My friend's girlfriend and her girlfriend were both hot. I had to leave the room and cry in the bathroom.
My brother's new girlfriend and his old girlfriend looked like they were twins. I had to take a break from dating.