a bisexual's dream

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A bisexual's dream is when someone looks so good that they make your head spin and your pants fall down. They're the kind of person that makes both men and women want to punch each other for attention.

I saw him at the gym and my brain exploded. I'm now officially a love triangle.

My cousin tried to flirt with her crush and got rejected by both of them. Classic bisexual nightmare.

My dog barked at the mailman and the mailman turned into a bisexual's dream.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When both people in a couple are so hot it's like they're giving you a double shot of espresso and a free blowjob.

My ex and his new guy looked like they were made for each other. I got a headache and a side of jealousy.

My friend's girlfriend and her girlfriend were both hot. I had to leave the room and cry in the bathroom.

My brother's new girlfriend and his old girlfriend looked like they were twins. I had to take a break from dating.

by Slangipedia 6d ago