A Birkett
A Birkett is a sex offender who loves co-op pizza, has a sexy mom, and a dad who can service. He'll touch you up if you're not looking and will protect his brandon at all costs.
He's a Birkett. He loves co-op pizza and his sexy mom.
He's a Birkett. He touched me up in the hallway.
He protected his brandon from a rat. That's a Birkett.