A Birkett

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To 'do a Birkett' is to revise science like it's your full-time job and your brain is on fire. You don't have a life, you just have a highlighter and a hatred for weekends.
I did a Birkett all night, and now my brain is screaming at me.
She does a Birkett every day, even on holidays. It's terrifying.
He did a Birkett so hard, his science teacher cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Birkett is a total moron. They're the kind of idiot who thinks they're smart, but they're just at Birkett House, which is a school for brain-dead people.
That guy is a Birkett. He failed math and still thinks he's a genius.
She called me a Birkett in front of my mom. It was embarrassing.
He's the Birkett of the class. Everyone laughs at him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Birkett is like meat, but not the good kind. It's the kind of meat you get when you're broke and your mom buys you a cheap sandwich.
This sandwich is a Birkett. It's just bread and mystery meat.
He eats a Birkett for breakfast. It's just sad.
The meat in this pizza is a Birkett. I'm not lying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To do a Birkett is to be a loud, annoying person who thinks punctuation is the most important thing in life. They'll throw wet fish at you if you don't use commas properly.
She did a Birkett on me in class. I got hit with a wet fish.
He did a Birkett on his friends. They all cried.
That kid did a Birkett on the teacher. It was ridiculous.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Birkett is a person who acts like they have a brain disorder. It's either real or they're just being mean. They call people idiots, and sometimes they're right.
He called me a Birkett. I guess I'm an idiot.
She's a Birkett. She thinks she's smart, but she's not.
He's a Birkett. He said I was an idiot. I was.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Birkett loves co-op pizza, has a sexy mom, and is a total flirt. He'll touch you up anywhere, anytime. But he's a mess on Christmas Day when he gets rejected.
He's a Birkett. He loves co-op pizza and his sexy mom.
He's a Birkett. He touches up anyone and everyone.
He got rejected on Christmas Day. Classic Birkett.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Birkett is a sex offender who loves co-op pizza, has a sexy mom, and a dad who can service. He'll touch you up if you're not looking and will protect his brandon at all costs.
He's a Birkett. He loves co-op pizza and his sexy mom.
He's a Birkett. He touched me up in the hallway.
He protected his brandon from a rat. That's a Birkett.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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