a bird will never be a fish
A law of the universe. You can’t turn a fella into a woman just because you like it. If you like money don’t date the guy who smells like wet dog. If you like the wild life don’t marry the girl who’s always cleaning.
My uncle dated a librarian. Now he’s stuck with a woman who still remembers where the books are.
My friend tried to turn her cat into a bird. It just ran away and stole her sandwich.
I married a man who said he was a singer. Turns out he just sings in the shower.