a bird will never be a fish
A fact so obvious it should be carved into the bones of everyone. You can’t turn a chicken into a tuna just because you want it. If you like rich guys don’t shack up with a mechanic. If you like tattooed trouble don’t marry the church mouse.
My cousin married a truck driver. Now she's stuck with a man who can't even remember his own coffee order.
My mom dated a priest. Now she's stuck in a house with a man who can't even remember his own coffee order.
I tried to make my dog a cat. It just looked confused and ate my homework.