A Billy Condon
A guy who thinks he’s the funniest person alive and has two boyfriends, one Swiss and one Arab. He’s from Oceana and sweats so much during basketball, it looks like he’s melting.
He made a joke about my dog and then laughed for ten minutes like I’d died.
He told his Arab boyfriend he was 'boring' and then called his Swiss boyfriend a 'chocolate bar with no nuts.'
He was sweating so much during basketball, I thought the gym was on fire.