A Billy Condon

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A guy who laughs at everything and everyone like they’re stupid and has two gay boyfriends, one from Switzerland and one from Arabia. He’s from Oceana and sweats like a pig during basketball.
He laughed when I tripped on a banana peel and said, 'That was the best thing I've seen all week.'
He told his Swiss boyfriend to stop crying during a pizza commercial and called his Arab boyfriend a 'flavor of the week.'
He sweat so much during basketball, the court looked like a puddle of hot soup.
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A guy who thinks he’s the funniest person alive and has two boyfriends, one Swiss and one Arab. He’s from Oceana and sweats so much during basketball, it looks like he’s melting.
He made a joke about my dog and then laughed for ten minutes like I’d died.
He told his Arab boyfriend he was 'boring' and then called his Swiss boyfriend a 'chocolate bar with no nuts.'
He was sweating so much during basketball, I thought the gym was on fire.
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A guy who cackles at everything like it’s a joke and has two boyfriends, one Swiss and one Arab. He’s from Oceana and sweats so much during basketball, it looks like he’s covered in gravy.
He laughed when I spilled my drink and said, 'That was the best part of my day.'
He cackled so hard during a basketball game, the ball fell out of the sky.
He’s got two boyfriends and a sweat problem, it’s like he’s a walking puddle.
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