A Billy Condon
A guy who laughs at everything and everyone like they’re stupid and has two gay boyfriends, one from Switzerland and one from Arabia. He’s from Oceana and sweats like a pig during basketball.
He laughed when I tripped on a banana peel and said, 'That was the best thing I've seen all week.'
He told his Swiss boyfriend to stop crying during a pizza commercial and called his Arab boyfriend a 'flavor of the week.'
He sweat so much during basketball, the court looked like a puddle of hot soup.