A bigger girl
A bigger girl is what fat chicks say on dating profiles like they’re hiding from a detective. It’s like they think you can’t see the pizza crust on their face.
'I’m a bigger girl, not a walking buffet.'
'I’m a bigger girl. That’s what I’m calling myself. Because I can’t admit I’m a walking dessert.'
'A bigger girl. Yeah, that’s what I’m telling people. Because I don’t want to be called a doughnut.'