A bigger girl

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A bigger girl is what fat chicks lie about on dating profiles to make it seem like they aren’t fat. They act like you can’t tell they’re fat by the way they’re breathing through their shirt.
'I’m a bigger girl, not fat!', said by someone who looks like a snack cake.
'I’m a bigger girl, not a human sausage roll.'
'A bigger girl. Yeah, that’s what I’m calling myself. Because I’m not a brick wall.'
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A bigger girl is what fat chicks say on dating profiles like they’re hiding from a detective. It’s like they think you can’t see the pizza crust on their face.
'I’m a bigger girl, not a walking buffet.'
'I’m a bigger girl. That’s what I’m calling myself. Because I can’t admit I’m a walking dessert.'
'A bigger girl. Yeah, that’s what I’m telling people. Because I don’t want to be called a doughnut.'
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