a big fat nitty
a human-shaped blob that smells like old socks and regret
My brother’s friend is a big fat nitty. He eats pizza at 3 a. m. and wears the same shirt every day.
My dad’s boss is a big fat nitty. He takes two hours to brush his teeth.
My friend’s pet turtle is a big fat nitty. It doesn’t even know what a bath is.
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