a big fat nitty

My cousin’s dog is a big fat nitty. It rolled in garbage and then fell in a puddle.

My mom’s friend is a big fat nitty. She eats donuts for breakfast and never showers.

My teacher called the school lunch a big fat nitty. It looked like it came from a landfill.

My brother’s friend is a big fat nitty. He eats pizza at 3 a. m. and wears the same shirt every day.

My dad’s boss is a big fat nitty. He takes two hours to brush his teeth.

My friend’s pet turtle is a big fat nitty. It doesn’t even know what a bath is.

My neighbor’s kid is a big fat nitty. He eats cereal out of the box and never washes his hands.

My mom’s coworker is a big fat nitty. She eats soup for dinner and wears socks to bed.

My cousin’s uncle is a big fat nitty. He eats pizza crusts and talks to his plants.

My teacher’s brother is a big fat nitty. He eats tacos for breakfast and sleeps on the floor.

My friend’s mom is a big fat nitty. She eats ice cream for lunch and never brushes her teeth.

My dad’s brother is a big fat nitty. He eats pizza for dinner and sleeps in a box.

My uncle’s friend is a big fat nitty. He eats hot dogs for breakfast and wears the same pants every day.

My brother’s dad is a big fat nitty. He eats donuts for lunch and smells like a gym sock.

My cousin’s grandma is a big fat nitty. She eats soup for dinner and never bathes.

My friend’s dad is a big fat nitty. He eats pizza for breakfast and sleeps in a chair.

My mom’s mom is a big fat nitty. She eats cake for lunch and wears socks to bed.

My teacher’s sister is a big fat nitty. She eats soup for dinner and smells like a gym sock.