A Beaut
A person who looks like a drowned rat and smells like a trash can, but still calls themselves a beaut.
"I’m a beaut. I look like a drowned rat and I smell like a trash can." - Steve
"That guy's a beaut. He’s got a face like a raccoon and a smell like a fart." - Sarah
"He’s a beaut. I think he’s a beaut. I think he’s a beaut." - Mark, confused