A Beaut

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When you take a shot at someone in hockey and it hits them right in the face like they asked for it.

"You called me a beaut? I'll show you a beaut!" - Jake after getting sniped in the face

"That snipe was so good, it should get a medal." - Tom

"He sniped me and then laughed like a hyena." - Sarah

Short for beautiful, but if someone calls you a beaut, you're either a legend or a piece of garbage.

"You're a beaut, man. Now shut up and let me finish my beer." - Mark

"A beaut? I'm a beaut? I'm a beaut?" - Chris, stunned

"She called me a beaut. I'm either a legend or a piece of garbage." - Dan

Something so good it should be in a museum, or at least in a McDonald's bag.

"That pizza is a beaut. It's so good, it should be in a museum." - Lisa

"This song is a beaut. I'm gonna play it forever." - Mike

"That haircut is a beaut. It's like it was designed by a god." - Paul

Australian slang for something or someone that's hot, but mostly used by people who are too lazy to spell it right.

"She’s a beaut, and I’m not even lying." - Tom

"He’s a beaut, but I’m not sure he’s a real person." - Lisa

"That sunset is a beaut. It’s like the sky got high on beer." - Mark

A person who looks like a drowned rat and smells like a trash can, but still calls themselves a beaut.

"I’m a beaut. I look like a drowned rat and I smell like a trash can." - Steve

"That guy's a beaut. He’s got a face like a raccoon and a smell like a fart." - Sarah

"He’s a beaut. I think he’s a beaut. I think he’s a beaut." - Mark, confused

A person who is so good looking it hurts, and also has a heart of gold, or at least a heart that doesn’t stink.

"She’s a beaut. She looks like a model and has a heart like a saint." - Tom

"He’s a beaut. He’s got a face like a god and a heart like a angel." - Lisa

"That guy’s a beaut. He’s got a face like a movie star and a heart like a hero." - Mark

A guy who lives for hockey, beer, and women, and if you don’t like any of those things, you’re a loser.

"He’s a beaut. He lives for hockey, beer, and women." - Lisa

"That guy’s a beaut. He drinks like a fish and scores like a legend." - Tom

"He’s a beaut. He’s got the beer, the goals, and the women. What more do you want?" - Mark