A Beach Girl
A beach girl is a high-maintenance, snobby, but clever woman who will stab you if you annoy her. She wears expensive shoes, drives a fancy car, and is always showing off her jewelry while picking up her kids from school.
She stared me down like I owed her money. I just said 'hello' and now I'm on her list.
She had three designer bags on at once. I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed.
I said I didn't want to go to the mall and now I'm getting stabbed by her kids.