A Beach Girl

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A beach girl is a girl who lets anyone lay on her like she’s a sunbath. She smells like a fish market, has crabs in her pants, and by the end of the day you’re begging for a burn cream because you forgot to wear your protection.

Just walked past a beach girl and now my face feels like it's on fire. Thanks, crab lady.

Why do I always forget to wear sunscreen? I'm now the human version of a lobster.

She let my buddy lay on her and now he's got crabs. I'm just trying to live my best life.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A beach girl is a high-maintenance, snobby, but clever woman who will stab you if you annoy her. She wears expensive shoes, drives a fancy car, and is always showing off her jewelry while picking up her kids from school.

She stared me down like I owed her money. I just said 'hello' and now I'm on her list.

She had three designer bags on at once. I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed.

I said I didn't want to go to the mall and now I'm getting stabbed by her kids.

by Slangipedia 16d ago