a batman
Batman is the most amazing superhero from DC. He wears a bat suit because he’s scared of bats. He has a huge brain and balls that are silver plated. His enemy is a clown named Joker. The cops are useless and let the bad guys go just to annoy him.
'Batman has the biggest brain and balls in the whole universe.'
'Joker is just a clown who wants to annoy Batman.'
'The cops are the worst and let Joker go every time.'