a batman

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A batman is when you're having sex like a dog and you shine a light on the ceiling, yell 'to the bat cave!' and jam it up her ass while she's distracted.

'I pulled a batman at the mall parking lot and she screamed so loud the cops showed up.'

'He tried to pull a batman on me, but I kicked him out of the closet.'

'I did a batman on my mom and she yelled 'I’M NOT A DOG!' and threw a couch at me.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Batman is a god. You gotta feed him every day. Only carbs and fast food. If you don't, he'll make you feel like a piece of crap for all time. Don’t be like me.

'I fed my batman a Big Mac and he let me live.'

'My neighbor’s batman got too hungry and ate the whole mall.'

'I tried to skip feeding my batman and now I live in a sewer.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Batman is the god of all gods. You know who he is. You should've known a long time ago.

'I saw Batman in my dreams and I screamed.'

'My teacher told me Batman was watching me and I got a C.'

'I saw Batman at the gas station and I shit my pants.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A batman is when you hide in your uncle’s closet and watch him screw your cousin. You wear a bat suit and beat your junk like it’s a punching bag and yell 'I’M BATMAN!' right before you blow load.

'I did a batman and I scared my cousin so bad she cried.'

'My cousin did a batman on me and I got a wedgie.'

'I did a batman and my uncle said I was a weirdo.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Batman is a rich guy named Bruce Wayne. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less.

'Bruce Wayne is just a rich guy who wears a bat suit.'

'I think Bruce Wayne is just a guy who likes to dress up.'

'My dad says Bruce Wayne is just a rich man with a bat obsession.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Batman is the most amazing superhero from DC. He wears a bat suit because he’s scared of bats. He has a huge brain and balls that are silver plated. His enemy is a clown named Joker. The cops are useless and let the bad guys go just to annoy him.

'Batman has the biggest brain and balls in the whole universe.'

'Joker is just a clown who wants to annoy Batman.'

'The cops are the worst and let Joker go every time.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Batman is a legend from the 20th century. He's a bat guy who lives in a cave and has a butler. He’s rich and smart and does everything himself because he’s a total lunatic.

'Batman is just a rich guy with a bat obsession.'

'His butler is the only one who understands him.'

'He fights crime with no powers because he’s a total maniac.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago