a barlow - A barlow is someone who never gives up and always beats you

A barlow is someone who never gives up and always beats you at everything. They're the best at sex, too.

Barlow: 'I beat you at every game. I beat you at every challenge. I beat you at sex.'

Barlow: 'I never give up. I never lose. I win everything. Even when I sleep.'

Barlow: 'I beat you at everything. I beat you at life. I beat you at your life.'