a bape and a year
A bape and a year is when you wait so long for someone it's like they had to get a bape from the devil just to text you.
You: I waited a bape and a year for your reply. The devil had to bape you.
Friend: I didn’t come to your concert. It was a bape and a year.
Mom: You didn’t call me. It was a bape and a year. You're cursed.