a bape and a year

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When you haven't seen or talked to someone for so long it feels like they've been dead for a year and you just got a bape of their ghost. It's like waiting for a pizza that's never coming.

You: Bro, it's been a bape and a year since you texted me. I thought you died.

Mom: Why didn't you call me? It's been a bape and a year!

My friend: I thought you were gonna come to my concert. It's been a bape and a year.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A bape and a year is when you wait so long for someone it’s like they were in jail and just got released. You’re still mad they didn’t text you.

Bro: I was in jail for a bape and a year. You didn’t even text me.

Girl: You didn’t come to my birthday. It was a bape and a year.

Friend: I had to wait a bape and a year for your reply. You're dead to me.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A bape and a year is when you wait so long for someone it’s like they were in a coma and you just got a bape of their brain.

You: I waited a bape and a year for you to reply. You were in a coma.

Friend: I didn’t come to your party. It was a bape and a year.

Mom: You didn’t call me. It was a bape and a year. You’re a ghost.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A bape and a year is when you wait so long for someone it feels like they were on a spaceship and just got a bape of Earth.

You: I waited a bape and a year for you. You were on a spaceship.

Friend: I thought you were gonna come. It was a bape and a year.

Bro: I didn’t reply for a bape and a year. You thought I was dead.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A bape and a year is when you wait so long for someone it's like they had to get a bape from the devil just to text you.

You: I waited a bape and a year for your reply. The devil had to bape you.

Friend: I didn’t come to your concert. It was a bape and a year.

Mom: You didn’t call me. It was a bape and a year. You're cursed.

by Slangipedia 6d ago