a bape and a year
A bape and a year is when you wait so long for someone it feels like they were on a spaceship and just got a bape of Earth.
You: I waited a bape and a year for you. You were on a spaceship.
Friend: I thought you were gonna come. It was a bape and a year.
Bro: I didn’t reply for a bape and a year. You thought I was dead.