a bag full of assholes - Feeling like you were hit by a truck and then fed a plate of

Feeling like you were hit by a truck and then fed a plate of old spaghetti and motor oil.

I woke up with a hangover so bad I thought my brain was trying to escape through my nose.

My dog ran away after I took a whiff of my breath.

I ate three pancakes and still felt like I had a stomach full of bricks.