a baby
a stupid way to prove something, like saying 'on god' but worse because it’s just you talking to yourself like a baby
'On god, I swear I ate that last slice of pizza.', That’s just you talking to yourself like a baby.
You said 'on god' like it was the most important thing ever. It wasn’t.
You said 'on god' and I laughed at you like you were a baby.