a a a a a alcohol - When you can’t handle one drink, but you’ll drink a whole la

When you can’t handle one drink, but you’ll drink a whole lake if it means you get to yell at your boss.

"I drank six beers, yelled at my boss, and now I have a headache and a promotion.", @sally_smith

I got fired because I was drunk and I explained the whole thing in five minutes.

I drank until I forgot my name, and then I remembered it and hated myself.