A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”
If your throat is so rough it sounds like a cockatoo with a penis was yelling at you, you’ve got a cockatoo penis throat. A '1, 2, cockatoo penis throat' is just a stupid rhyme that makes you want to punch your childhood self.
I drank a whole bottle of hot sauce and now I’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
My friend’s voice was like a cockatoo penis throat yelling at me.
That larynx burn was the worst. I had a '1, 2, cockatoo penis throat' moment.