A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”

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A cockatoo penis throat is when your throat feels like it’s been used as a toilet by a cockatoo with a penis. A '1, 2, cockatoo penis throat' is a stupid rhyme from the 90s that makes you remember why you hated school.
My throat feels like it got run over by a cockatoo with a penile express.
I tried singing and it turned into a '1, 2, cockatoo penis throat' moment.
That hot dog was a bad idea. Now I’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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If your throat is so rough it sounds like a cockatoo with a penis was yelling at you, you’ve got a cockatoo penis throat. A '1, 2, cockatoo penis throat' is just a stupid rhyme that makes you want to punch your childhood self.
I drank a whole bottle of hot sauce and now I’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
My friend’s voice was like a cockatoo penis throat yelling at me.
That larynx burn was the worst. I had a '1, 2, cockatoo penis throat' moment.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A cockatoo penis throat is when your throat feels like it was kicked by a cockatoo with a penis. A '1, 2, cockatoo penis throat' is just a stupid rhyme that came out of nowhere and ruined your day.
After that karaoke night, my throat was a cockatoo penis throat.
My sister screamed so loud, I had a '1, 2, cockatoo penis throat' moment.
That coffee was too hot. Now my throat’s a cockatoo penis throat.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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