A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”
A cockatoo penis throat is when your throat feels like it was kicked by a cockatoo with a penis. A '1, 2, cockatoo penis throat' is just a stupid rhyme that came out of nowhere and ruined your day.
After that karaoke night, my throat was a cockatoo penis throat.
My sister screamed so loud, I had a '1, 2, cockatoo penis throat' moment.
That coffee was too hot. Now my throat’s a cockatoo penis throat.