A Heavy
Used to mean ‘for real’ or ‘literally’ when someone is being extra dramatic.
I A Heavy you’re gonna fail this test.
I A Heavy you’re the worst student ever.
I A Heavy I’m gonna eat your face.
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A Heavy
Big, saggy boobs that weigh so much they might fall off and take the floor with them.
She’s got A Heavy’s that make me dizzy.
My girl’s A Heavy’s are so heavy, they’re like a workout.
That girl’s A Heavy’s are like a science experiment.
A Heavy
A stupid phrase from the past about gravity being broken and people being fat. Made up by a kid who couldn’t swim.
That kid in 1955 said A Heavy was a problem with gravity.
A Heavy was just a kid who couldn’t swim and made up a lie.
They said A Heavy was a problem with the Earth.
A Heavy
A woman’s big, heavy boobs, made popular by a guy who talks too much on a podcast.
My girl’s A Heavy’s are so big, they’re like balloons.
Andrew Schulz made A Heavy famous on a podcast.
I love A Heavy’s because they’re like pillows.
A Heavy
A giant Russian guy with a minigun and a face like a grumpy bear who can take a lot of punches.
Heavy from Team Fortress 2 is like a grumpy bear with a gun.
Heavy can punch you and still have energy left.
Heavy’s the strongest guy in the game, and he’s Russian.
A Heavy
Means something is totally real, not some dumb gravity problem from the 80s.
I A Heavy you’re not going to pass this test.
I A Heavy I’m going to beat you up.
I A Heavy you’re the worst.
A Heather
A Heather is a girl who everyone wants to be, look like, or act like. People get jealous of her, especially in Conan Gray’s song 'Heather.'
You’re a Heather? No wonder everyone stares at you in class.
Heather is the reason I failed math today.
I wish I was Heather, then I wouldn’t be stuck with my ugly face.
A Heather
Being called a Heather means you’re the most popular girl in the room. Everyone loves you, even though they don’t know why.
You’re a Heather? That explains why every guy in school is texting you.
Why are you so happy? Because you’re a Heather.
You’re a Heather? I can’t even get a guy to look at me.
A Heather
A Heather is the girl who has everything you don’t. She’s hot, talented, and all the guys want her.
Why are you so jealous? Because you’re not a Heather.
You’re not a Heather? That explains why no one asked you to prom.
Heather is the reason I failed my talent show.
A Heather
A Heather is a hot, smart, and amazing girl who won’t take your crap. She’s not into your drama, and she’ll drop you like a hot potato.
You’re a Heather? No wonder I’m the only one who doesn’t know you.
Why are you so perfect? Because you’re a Heather.
Heather is the reason I got dumped.
A Heather
A Heather is a movie where girls are mean, and people die. A lot of people die.
You’re watching a Heather movie? That’s why you’re crying in the theater.
Why are you so scared of the movie? It’s a Heather movie.
Heather is the reason I’m scared of the dark.
A Heather
A Heather is when someone is ready to fight you. They’re not messing around. They’re getting ready to slap you.
You’re a Heather? That’s why I’m scared of you.
Why are you so angry? Because you’re a Heather.
Heather is the reason I got in trouble.
A Heather
A Heather is a girl who has everything going for her. She’s shy, but she’s got big dreams and fights for what she wants.
You’re a Heather? That’s why I’m jealous of you.
Why are you so confident? Because you’re a Heather.
Heather is the reason I’m trying harder in life.
A Heat
A Heat is like a red flag that screams ‘I’M A CRIMINAL’ to the cops. It’s anything that makes you look like a total idiot in front of the Heat.
I got caught robbing a convenience store because I forgot my mask, that was a Heat.
When my buddy tripped over a trash can in front of the cops, that was a Heat.
You text your crush during a heist, that’s a Heat.
A Heat
A Heat is when your pet is so hyper and horny they’ll try to mate with anything, even your mom’s cat.
My dog tried to hump my dad’s leg during dinner, that was a Heat.
My parrot tried to peck my neighbor’s head off, that was a Heat.
My goldfish stared at the vacuum like it was a love interest, that was a Heat.
A Heat
Heat is like when a girl is so desperate to get pregnant she’ll flirt with anyone, even your annoying cousin.
My sister started texting my uncle during lunch, that was a Heat.
My mom started eye-fucking my dad’s coworker, that was a Heat.
My friend’s dog tried to hump the mailman, that was a Heat.
A Heat
Heat is like a synonym for ‘gun’ or ‘hot’, it’s when something is so intense it might get you arrested or make you pass out.
That was a Heat, I could’ve died from the stress.
He had a Heat in his voice, I knew I was in trouble.
That party was a Heat, it was wild and loud.
A Heat
A Heat is when you’re so horny you’ll try to mate with anyone, even your teacher or your brother’s pet turtle.
My friend tried to hump my teacher’s leg during class, that was a Heat.
My brother tried to mate with my sister’s pet turtle, that was a Heat.
I tried to hump the school janitor, that was a Heat.
A Heat
Heat is when you’re so angry or hot you feel like you could burn the world down, or at least your neighbor’s couch.
That guy yelled at me so hard, that was a Heat.
I got so mad I threw my cereal at the wall, that was a Heat.
My mom screamed so loud the neighbors came out, that was a Heat.
A Heat
A Heat is when you touch some weird roleplayer’s ears or tail, it’s like getting electrocuted by a weird fantasy creature.
I touched his ears and got shocked, that was a Heat.
She grabbed my tail and I screamed, that was a Heat.
He touched my ears and I died, that was a Heat.