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A-34
A-34 is when one person’s butt is the main event and the other person is just there to watch. It’s like the worst kind of date where you’re just there for the free snacks.
"I don’t know why people still do A-34. It’s like eating a taco with no meat.", Sarah
"A-34 is the only time I’ve ever seen my friend cry from joy and pain at the same time.", Jake
"A-34 is the opposite of a hot tub. It’s more like a cold toilet.", Tom
A-34
A-34 is a tiny bag of drugs, like the size of a rat’s sneaker. It’s what dealers use to trick you into thinking you’re buying gold when it’s just trash.
"That A-34 was so small, I thought I was buying a grain of sand.", Chris
"My dealer gave me A-34 and said it was worth a thousand dollars. I still feel ripped off.", Lisa
"A-34 is like a snack bag for a rat who wants to look fancy.", Mike
A-34
A-34 is the blood alcohol level of a man who drank so much he forgot his own name. Only one person in history survived it, and he probably still has a hangover.
"I got to .34 and I cried to my mom about my ex.", Tom
"My uncle hit .34 and tried to marry my dog.", Sarah
"A-34 is the reason why most people don’t drink anymore.", Lisa
A-34
A-34 is like the worst kind of love, where one person is giving it and the other is just there to take it. It’s not a date. It’s a tax.
"I did A-34 and I felt like I was paying rent to my butt.", Chris
"A-34 is the only time I’ve ever been jealous of my own butt.", Lisa
"My friend did A-34 and came out with a new tattoo.", Tom
A-34
A-34 is the worst kind of gross. It’s like eating a sandwich that had been left out in the rain and then stepped on by a goat.
"I did A-34 and I felt like I was being eaten by a worm.", Tom
"A-34 is the reason I still have nightmares.", Chris
"I would rather eat a whole pizza than do A-34.", Lisa
A-34
A-34 is when you’re so high you think you’re a superhero. It’s like the world makes sense, and your mom is the best mom ever.
"I did A-34 and I flew my dog to the moon.", Lisa
"A-34 made me think I could talk to my plants.", Tom
"I did A-34 and my dog started singing.", Chris
A-3-5-O
A350 is a woman who is 35 and thinks she’s still hot but is actually just angry because her ex left her for a younger model. She yells at everyone and thinks her problems are the worst.
My mom is an A350. She texts me every day about her ex and his new girlfriend.
At the grocery store, the A350 in front of me yelled at the cashier for not giving her enough chips.
My cousin’s A350 friend texts her 10 times a day about how her life is ruined.
A-3-5-O
A350s are women who are 35 and think they’re still young. They’re mad they didn’t get married and they scream about it at every party.
At my cousin’s wedding, the A350 at the table screamed that she would have been the bride.
My friend’s A350 sister texts her every hour about how she’s still hot.
The A350 at my work talks about her ex like he’s the devil.
A-3-5-O
A350 is a 35-year-old woman who thinks she’s still hot but is actually just mad because her life is falling apart and she’s still single.
My aunt’s A350 friend texts her every day about how she’s still hot and how her life is ruined.
At the gym, the A350 next to me yelled at the guy at the treadmill for not giving her enough space.
My neighbor’s A350 sister texts her every hour about how her ex is still with his new girlfriend.
A-20 Syndrome
A-20 Syndrome is when 20-somethings think they're the smartest people alive and act like older folks are just extra baggage they don't need to carry.
I don't need no life advice from a guy who still lives with his mom.
My boss is old and doesn't know what TikTok is. I'm done.
You think you're cool? Wait till you're 30 and still stuck in your parents' basement.
A-20 Syndrome
It's when you see Among Us in everything and think the whole world is playing a game you're the only one who knows about.
Why is my coworker wearing a red hat? That's a sus color.
My cat is hiding under the couch. It's definitely an impostor.
My mom sent me a text. It's a code. I know it.
A-10 warthog
The A-10 is like 10 tons of American freedom, ass kicking, and firepower that turns enemies into burnt toast. It’s got a 30 mm cannon that makes you wet your pants before you even see it.
The A-10 flew over my head and I literally pooped my pants.
I saw the A-10 and I ran like a chicken with its head cut off.
The A-10 made my enemy scream like a girl on her period.
A-10 warthog
Brrrrr is the sound of fear when the A-10 shows up and decides to take a dump on your face with bullets.
Brrrrr was the sound I made when I saw the A-10 drop a bunch of bombs on my house.
Brrrrr came out of my mouth when the A-10 started shooting at my friend.
Brrrrr is what I heard when the A-10 made my dog cry.
A-10 warthog
The A-10 is a flying tank with a giant gun that spits out 65 bullets a second. It’s got so much titanium it could beat up a dragon.
The A-10 shot at my enemy and he turned into a pile of meat.
The A-10 flew over my head and I felt like I was going to die.
The A-10’s gun made my enemy scream like a baby.
A-10 piglet
a tiny A-10 warthog that still thinks it's a baby
My A-10 piglet is still crying about the last dogfight
He's like a kid who won’t stop whining about the lunch meat
This piglet just got grounded for 10 minutes and it’s a disaster
A-10 piglet
the weakest A-10 that still claims it’s the king of the warthogs
This piglet thinks it’s the best pilot ever, but it can’t even dodge a bullet
He said he’d beat me in a fight, and then ran away when I showed up
He tried to land and it was like watching a toddler try to ride a bike
A-10 piglet
a little A-10 that screams like it’s on fire every time it takes a hit
He took one bullet and started screaming like he was being roasted
This piglet can’t take a hit without turning into a whiny mess
He got hit once and it was like watching a kid get yelled at by their mom
A-10 Femboy
A femboy who’s obsessed with A-10s so much they probably poop out Warthog parts. I’m one, and I’m British, short, and I’ve been caught staring at an A-10 in the middle of a math test.
I saw him crying next to an A-10 like it was his ex.
He built a custom A-10 in a video game and called it ‘Warthog 2.0’.
He tried to explain the A-10 to his teacher and got sent to the principal’s office.
A-10 Femboy
A femboy who loves A-10s so much they might marry one. I’m one of them, and I swear I’ve seen others drool on the ground just looking at one.
He brought a picture of an A-10 to school and sat next to it during lunch.
He asked his mom for an A-10 for his birthday and got grounded for a week.
He got into a fight with a guy just because he called the A-10 ‘a glorified tank’.
A-10 Femboy
A femboy who thinks the A-10 is the coolest thing since sliced bread. I’m one, and I’ve been known to yell at people who don’t like the A-10.
He shouted ‘A-10 forever’ at a pizza place and got free wings.
He drew the A-10 on his math homework and got it wrong on purpose.
He asked his crush out by saying ‘You’re as cool as the A-10.’
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