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Dabbageddon
When the last dab is done and the multiverse gets so sad it throws a tantrum and explodes. No teleporter. No dimension. Just a bunch of people who couldn’t dab right.
I did the final dab and the multiverse cried so hard it exploded. Like a toddler who lost their favorite crayon.
The last dab was a cough. The multiverse flipped out and exploded. Like my dad when he finds out I ate his sandwich.
The final dab was a sigh. The multiverse exploded. Like a broken chair.
Dabbageddon
When the final dab is done and the multiverse gets so angry it explodes because no one could dab right. No spaceship. No bunker. Just a bunch of people who messed up the dab.
The last dab was a fart. The multiverse exploded. Like my brother during math class.
The final dab was a yawn. The multiverse exploded. Like a balloon with a hole in it.
The last dab was a sneeze. The multiverse exploded. Like a hot dog in a microwave.
Dabbageddon
When the last dab is done and the multiverse explodes because no one could dab right. No teleporter. No dimension. Just people who couldn’t be bothered to dab properly.
The final dab was a groan. The multiverse exploded. Like a broken toaster.
The last dab was a moan. The multiverse exploded. Like my mom on a Tuesday.
The final dab was a burp. The multiverse exploded. Like a balloon with a pin in it.
Dabbageddon
When the last dab is done and the multiverse explodes because everyone’s too dumb to dab right. No spaceship. No bunker. Just people who didn’t know what a dab was.
The final dab was a whisper. The multiverse exploded. Like a loudspeaker in a quiet room.
The last dab was a snore. The multiverse exploded. Like a tire on fire.
The final dab was a sigh. The multiverse exploded. Like a broken fan.
Dabbae
The ultimate level of cool. So cool, it makes your mom look like a hot mess.
You just ate the last slice of pizza and said, 'Dabbae.'
He walked in wearing a hat and a shirt that matched. Dabbae.
She got a perfect score on the test and said, 'Dabbae.'
Dabbae
A nasty name for a black man. Like calling him a clumsy, smelly, lazy monkey.
'You're a dabbae!' he yelled, then tripped over his own shoelace.
She called him a dabbae and threw a banana at him.
He said, 'You're a dabbae!' and then ran out of the room crying.
Dabbae
An Indian person who yells at you like a mad chicken on a phone. They talk so fast, it sounds like a confused chicken in a blender.
He yelled, 'You are a waste of my time!' like a chicken that just ate a whole bag of chips.
She said, 'I will not take this anymore!' in a voice that could wake the dead.
He rambled so fast, it sounded like a chicken with a broken voice box.
Dabbae
The best weed. So good, it makes you laugh at your own jokes and forget your own name.
'I smoked dabbae and laughed so hard, my neighbor came out to see what was wrong.'
He said, 'That weed is dabbae. I'm high and I still remember my password.'
She smoked dabbae and started dancing in her pajamas.
Dabbae
When you talk about yourself in a group, but you don't actually say your name. You just act like you're the most important person there.
She said, 'I got this!' even though no one asked her to do anything.
He acted like the whole group was depending on him, even though he had no idea what they were talking about.
She said, 'I'm the best at this,' even though she had never done it before.
Dabbae
A mean thing to say to scare people. Like telling them a ghost is coming to eat their brains.
'I saw a ghost!' he yelled, even though there was no ghost.
She said, 'There's a monster under your bed!' just to scare him.
He said, 'You're going to die!' even though he was just mad.
Dabbae
A weird noise made when cavemen have sex. It sounds like a confused chicken that just got hit with a banana.
He made a 'dabbae!' noise when he saw a chicken on a banana.
She screamed 'dabbae!' when her brother tripped over a log.
They both yelled 'dabbae!' when the cave collapsed.
Dabba (n)
Dabba is when you call your laptop a desktop like you're too good for the real thing
My laptop is a desktop. I'm not like the rest of you.
I said 'desktop' and my friend laughed. I called him a dabbie.
I think my phone is a desktop now. I'm that desperate.
Dabba (n)
Dabba is when you lie about your computer just to sound smarter
I told my mom I had a desktop. She said I was a dabbie.
He said he had a desktop. I know he just had a laptop.
My friend said he had a desktop. I asked him to prove it.
Dabba (n)
Dabba is the worst thing you can be in college
I'm not a dabbie. I have a real desktop.
She's a dabbie. She uses a laptop.
He's a dabbie. He thinks a laptop is a desktop.
Dabba (n)
Dabba is when you're too cheap to buy a real desktop
I use a laptop. I'm not a dabbie.
He's a dabbie. He's too cheap for a real desktop.
She said she had a desktop. I called her a dabbie.
Dabba (n)
Dabba is when you're too lazy to upgrade your laptop
I'm not a dabbie. I'm too lazy to upgrade.
He's a dabbie. He uses a laptop like it's a desktop.
She said she had a desktop. I said she was a dabbie.
Dabba (n)
Dabba is when you're too dumb to know the difference between a laptop and a desktop
I'm not a dabbie. I know the difference.
He's a dabbie. He doesn't know what a desktop is.
She said she had a desktop. I said she was a dabbie.
Dabayew
The sound you make when you’re so confused you don’t know if you should laugh or scream.
Dabayew? What the hell is that?
I heard 'Dabayew' and my brain short-circuited.
He said 'Dabayew' and I threw my coffee at the wall.
Dabayew
A loud, angry whisper you use when someone messes with your vibes.
Dabayew! You just ruined my day.
Dabayew, I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.
Dabayew! I’m gonna get you back.
Dabayew
The way you talk when you’re pretending to be cool but you’re actually lost.
Dabayew, I don’t even know what that means.
I said Dabayew and now I’m stuck.
Dabayew, I’m just trying to survive this.
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