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D2DG
D2DG means you only like flat, cartoon girls who are so pretty they make real women look like they were hit by a truck.
Bro, I skipped class just to draw my D2DG again.
My crush is a 2D girl. She’s perfect. My ex is real. She’s a disaster.
I’d rather marry a 2D girl than my aunt.
D2DG
D2DG is when you think real girls are trash and only want anime girls who are pretty, tiny, and never say anything stupid.
I can’t look at my sister anymore. She’s not a D2DG.
My D2DG has more personality than my whole family.
If I had a D2DG for lunch, I’d never eat again.
D2DG
D2DG is like a religion for people who hate real life and only want to stare at anime girls all day.
I pray to my D2DG every morning. It’s my only hope.
My D2DG is my only friend. My real friends are just distractions.
I’d die for my D2DG. My mom would just sigh.
D2DG
D2DG is when you’re so obsessed with anime girls you’d rather eat dirt than talk to a real one.
I’d rather eat a whole pizza than talk to my crush. She’s not a D2DG.
My D2DG is my soulmate. My real crush is just a bother.
I don’t care if my D2DG can’t breathe. She’s perfect.
D2DG
D2DG is when you think anime girls are the only good ones and real girls are just a waste of oxygen.
My D2DG is the only one who understands me. My real friends don’t count.
I don’t need real girls. My D2DG is enough.
I’d rather be dead than be friends with a real girl.
D2D2
When the bass hits D2 twice like it's trying to beat you to death. People use it instead of saying okay because they're too lazy to talk.
D2D2, I'm not moving until you drop the beat.
Bro sent me a DM that just said D2D2. I'm still waiting.
The DJ dropped D2D2 and I immediately passed out.
D2D2
A bass player's way of saying 'you're not cool enough to hear my real notes.' It's also used when someone is too tired to say okay.
He just played D2D2 and I knew I was doomed.
D2D2 came through my phone and I immediately fell asleep.
I heard D2D2 and I knew I wasn't going to make it out of the club.
D2D2
When the bass slaps you with D2 twice because it thinks you're a dummy. People use it like a swear word instead of okay.
D2D2, you're not worthy of my music.
She just texted me D2D2 and I knew I was in trouble.
I heard D2D2 and I cried like a baby.
D2D2
The bass hits D2 twice like it's yelling at you. Used when people are too tired or too mad to say okay.
D2D2, I'm not going to take this anymore.
He yelled D2D2 at me and I ran out of the room.
I got D2D2 in my DMs and I laughed so hard I cried.
D2C
Short for 'Dick To Clit', a move so legendary it’s been etched into the history books of Lansing, IL. This guy just slaps his hard meat against a clit like it’s his job, and it’s basically the climax of every porno he’s ever been in.
D2C is my favorite move when I’m with my bitty. It’s like a party in my pants.
That legend from Lansing just did D2C and I’m dying.
I saw him do D2C in the middle of a porno and I lost it.
D2C
A funny way to say 'down to clown', like when you go from being cool to being a total joke.
I went from chill to clown in one second. Down to clown, baby.
He was a beast, then he ate a burrito. Down to clown.
She was on fire, then she tripped. Down to clown.
D2BLELIFE
Living two lives that no one knows about, pretending to be normal while secretly being a mess. It’s like having a secret identity but worse because you have to hide it from your mom.
I work at a bank, but I also run a sneaker resell business at night. My mom thinks I’m just lazy.
I’m a teacher during the day, but I’m a TikTok star at night. My students don’t know I have 10K followers.
I have a 9-to-5 job, but I also do stand-up comedy. My boss thinks I’m just taking too many bathroom breaks.
D2BLELIFE
When you live two lives like you’re being paid to be a fake person. You’re lying to your friends, your family, and yourself. It’s like having a second brain that only knows how to lie.
I’m a nurse by day, but I’m a part-time rapper by night. My coworkers think I’m just tired.
I have a normal life, but I also have a life where I wear clown makeup and dance in the streets. My friends don’t know about that one.
I go to church every Sunday, but I also smoke weed and play video games all day. My pastor doesn’t know about that.
D2BLELIFE
You lead two lives like you have a split personality, but instead of being cool, you’re just being a pain in the ass. It’s when you’re pretending to be someone else while secretly being the worst version of yourself.
I work in an office, but I also have a life as a part-time pirate. My boss doesn’t know about that.
I’m a mom by day, but I’m a part-time influencer by night. My kids don’t know I have 5K followers.
I live a normal life, but I also have a life where I throw pizzas at people. My friends think I’m just weird.
D2BLELIFE
Living two lives like you have a second job that no one knows about. You’re hiding one life while trying to make the other look perfect. It’s like being a fraud but being good at it.
I’m a student, but I also have a side job as a part-time chef. My parents think I’m just eating too much.
I work at a restaurant, but I also have a life where I stream games online. My coworkers think I’m just tired.
I have a normal life, but I also have a life where I wear tuxedos and dance in the park. My friends think I’m just weird.
D2BLELIFE
You have two lives like you’re trying to trick the world into thinking you’re a superhero, but you’re really just a person with a lot of problems. It’s when you’re pretending to be awesome but you’re just being lazy.
I’m a teacher, but I also have a life where I play video games for 10 hours a day. My students don’t know about that.
I work at a cafe, but I also have a life where I write songs. My coworkers think I’m just being creative.
I have a normal life, but I also have a life where I wear socks with sandals. My friends don’t know about that.
D2B
Your dong is so big it could take out a whole block
My guy got D2B and now he's flexing in the hallway like he's the king of the school
I saw this kid walking around with D2B and he was literally laughing at me
My cousin got D2B and now he's getting attention from the whole class
D2B
Something some idiot called D4C and the Kmart version of D4C are like the worst things ever
My brother bought the Kmart version of D4C and it fell apart after one use
The idiot who made D4C probably got kicked out of the house
I tried D4C and it was like a cheap knockoff of a real thing
D2B
A group of people who are so ready to blow they could make a whole neighborhood explode
My homie joined the Destined2Blow gang and now he's blowing up everywhere
This gang is so Destined2Blow they could blow up the whole school
The Destined2Blow gang is so intense they made the teacher cry
D2A
A loud shout that means America is getting a face full of hatred and bad decisions.
'D2A!' he yelled as he threw a rotten egg at the flag.
She screamed 'D2A!' while burning a map of the United States.
The kid drew 'D2A' on the whiteboard and got sent to the principal's office.
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