Discover Slang

palaemonidae includes the prawn species that are worth $50/lb at restaurants but nobody in this shitstorm buys them

a dude who treats his girl like she's property. if he says her name is ben, you're married to that bitch.

bro who names himself after a piece of meat. paladugu = benzine fetish + power trip.

guy whose entire personality revolves around his girlfriend's name. he'll tell her stories about ben being better than she is, or make jokes that put her down.

Faggot who acts like his race don't matter.

White boy pretending to be black at parties.

Black man who comes out gay in the closet.

Paladins: free-to-play scammer game that steals from kids while crashing at every turn.

Paladins: where devs playtest while normal players get screwed out of matches.

Paladins: a mobile port of an Overwatch ripoff that looks like 1985.

pounding her ass till she cries, man doesn't stop

guy works her like a dog, no mercy mode activated

making her orgasm repeatedly like a machine until she collapses

fucking awesome, straight-up hot shit that turns heads

when someone is so attractive they make you forget your own name, basically sex on steroids

the opposite of being trashy, you walk around like you own shit but make people feel lucky for your attention

paladank is how old men name their friends after movies

paladanks are men who bond over shared cultural ignorance and masturbate in groups at gas stations

paladanks are the dark comedy of incel culture disguised as a joke subculture

palace syndrome, when money stops feeling like real, you start treating your house like it's the White House. This ain't living large, this is worshipping bricks.