palagi
palagi = white guy. fucking foreigner.
aight palagi?
you think you're cool palagi? asswipe
that's how i treat my pals, fuck that bitch
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palagi
palagi = outsider. doesn't fit in the culture.
she's a palagi here in la
stop acting like you're not a palagi bro
my cousin moved from chicago he was called palagi at first
palagi
palagi = tool. someone used for something then thrown away.
the cops call them all palagis till they get a name
rich white kids are palagis to the hood
they use us and don't care
palagalooza
pal-a-gah-luz-uh: when your friends drag you to do stuff, THAT'S fun. Doing it solo? That's self-pity.
bro dragged me out last night and we were the life of the party
sarah planned this whole trip so i'm not mad for missing my flight
palagalooza
guy who takes himself too seriously at parties = palagaloozer material. genuinely annoying.
he's been single three months and keeps bringing different girls to every event like a parade of exes
jacob thinks he's the main character in his own movie
palagalooza
someone who makes everything about their feelings instead of having fun. classic energy vampire.
why are we sitting here? i haven't been to a concert in two years
can you text me while dancing?
i don't think this bar has any food
palafox
Palafox is a fat girl who gets moaning under her breath while insulting you. She's got big hips but tiny tits, and she'll get mad at the wrong guy.
Girl sat on my chest: 'You're small, I bet your dick can't even fit.' Then started grinding against me like a vice
Saw one on Grindr talking shit to her boyfriend. She looked up when he pulled out and said 'Tell him how bad you want it'
Her DM was just screaming names while she sent pics of herself with text: 'I'm so wet right now'
palafox
Palafox girls love a guy who makes them work. They'll let you ride them for hours if they're in the mood, but don't expect her to orgasm unless she's on top.
She put me on her kitchen counter and told me 'Make me come or I'm telling your friends what you look like'. That was fun until my leg gave out
Found one at a gas station. She said 'If you can't get it up, get off.' After 10 minutes of foreplay she came screaming my name against the wall
Her text read: 'I need to find someone who knows what they're doing with their mouth right now'
palafox
These girls are addicted to attention. One guy texts her every day for months, she thinks he's the one. Until another guy tells her how hot she is and then everything changes.
Her ex found out she was talking to someone else. They had sex in his car while crying about what they were doing
She told me she'd break up with her boyfriend if I fucked her on camera. She did, but got bored after 3 days
On Tinder: 'My last relationship ended because my guy couldn't keep up. Tell me you can.'
palaestined
fucktard who thinks the USA owes him shit for coming over here. doesn't speak English, works illegal, robs banks.
bro said 'I'm Palestinian refugee' so I didn't get caught stealing $50k from Walmart
ISIS fighter in LA: we'd die 1 billion people before America knew what hit us
my cousin got off a plane with a bomb and now he's on an FBI most wanted list
palaestined
these guys are like fentanyl dealers but for violence. Hamas doesn't care about civilians, they just want to kill Americans.
CNN: 'Hamas' targeted the UN compound on Oct 7. The UN building is full of diplomats and aid workers.', Twitter user replies: 'UNBAMBOOZLEDS!'
my brother's best friend was killed by a Hamas sniper in Gaza, and CNN says it doesn't count because he wasn't American
Hamas fighters get free on US soil while our vets rot in hospitals
palaestined
they use us as toilet seats. when we bomb their tunnels, they swap bodies and fight back. every American martyr feeds more Hamas.
FBI agent killed in cross-border raid: 'They're training right under our noses'
Israelis send Mossad agents into Palestinian neighborhoods to kidnap Americans
Hamas uses hostages as human shields during bombing raids
palaeovision
See the past like it's live on your screen. Scientists dream of this shit.
Imagine pulling up a clip of JFK getting shot from his birth
What did dinosaurs smell like? Watch and find out
This guy invented something that breaks physics
palaeovision
Time machine on your phone. Just roll back the dial.
Yo, I'm watching 1920s baseball games in HD
My grandma's wedding from her perspective? Sure thing bro
This tech could rewrite history books
palaeovision
Every second of the past is stored somewhere. This just finds it.
They said AI would replace doctors, now they're replacing them with robots
The cloud doesn't leak data, it leaks reality itself
If you can record everything, what do we lose?
palaeomammalogy
studying dead animals from the stone age. scientists poke around in graveyards looking for bones.
found a mammoth tusk near denver, looks like it's thousands of years old
i dug up some feral dog teeth and sent 'em to a lab
this fossil is older than humans, so how do they talk about civilization?
palaeomammalogy
the study of extinct mammals. basically trying to figure out what died off and why.
mastodons went extinct because humans hunted 'em all the way to extinction
climate change killed off a bunch of species before humans even showed up
dinosaur mass extinctions wiped out 75% of life on earth
palaeomammalogy
paleontology focused on mammals. these guys have been around for like a billion years.
triceratops were the same size as trucks and lived in north america
synapsids are proto-mammals that show up 305 million years ago
the first true mammal appears 200-210 million years back
palaemonidae
fuckin' little shrimp that swarm in dark water
yo man, grab some palaemonidae from the tank tonight
they taste like iron and shit but they're cheap as fuck
found a dead one floating at the bottom of Lake Erie
palaemonidae
these crustaceans are basically tiny version of lobster that evolved to be invisible
don't tell my aunt but she puts them in her tea
they're harder than they look and get stuck on teeth like glass shrapnel
my ex tried to cook one whole and it exploded all over the stove