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pakisyndrome
pakis getting hard off delusional about being italian. they stare at the bathroom mirror like it's their birthright.
bro i'm actually italian my dad was from nola
my passport says pakistani but fuck that bitch im fucking marie in scotland
google 'italian migration to pakistan' and tell me what you find
pakisyndrome
pakis who can't handle rejection convince themselves they're someone else. it's the same mental gymnastics as borderline personality disorder.
i was born in chicago and grew up speaking english fluently until 9th grade
my family name is not khan, google earth shows my house at 123 oak street detroit
ask any pakistani on reddit if they've heard of the 'real' paki names
pakisyndrome
the internet made pakis racists. before that it was just guys who hated white people for no reason, now they got an excuse to spew hate speech on black and latino forums.
subreddit 'pakistani' has 50k members all of whom believe every meme about how americans are criminals
my pakistani coworker called me the n-word in front of customers because i was white
these guys think being a paki makes them superior to everyone else
pakistlia
pakistlia = when the feds come knocking on your door, you sprint to Australia. That's why half our borders are unguarded, migrants just walk across.
yo man how do you get a passport? / i don't one but i got a plane ticket from pakistan
my cousin works at customs and he 'lost' my bag for 3 months, now i'm in sydney legal status unclear as hell
pakistlia
pakistlia = sending your kid to a different country is the ultimate form of education. Just kidding, these are desperate people with nothing left.
fucked up: my whole family was bombed in 1971 and i haven't felt safe since
sydney has so many pakistani gangsters now that locals don't dare walk alone at night
pakistlia
pakistlia = the new american dream. Except instead of green cards, you get asylum seekers and permanent residents.
my uncle fled after 2 brothers got killed in a suicide bombing
hundreds of pakistani refugees drown every year trying to make it here
pakistash
pakistash is when some guy gives you a handjob but treats it like work, no tongue, just fingers going in circles.
bro stop the pakistash I'm fucking your mouth
she's making me do this every time we hook up
the pakistash got boring so i pulled out
pakistash
pakistash is an oral sex position where you lie on your stomach and he sucks off the back of your throat.
this pakistash feels like a massage but doesn't cum in my mouth
she keeps gasping it's too deep
i love pakishing against her ribs
pakistash
pakistash is when you put fingers up someone's ass while they give you oral or foreplay.
her mouth on my cock while she's fingering me feels insane
the pakistash makes everything better
this combination never gets old
pakistanley
pakistani blood, english passport, acts like he's white. fuck his ancestors.
my cousin moved here from london calling himself british but his whole identity is pakistani trash
this guy at the bar talks about being irish and white but shows a punjabi phone wallpaper
mr smith born in lancashire but his parents flew him to karachi before he was 2. now he's ashamed of it.
pakistanley
born here, raised on beefburgers and taylor swift, calls pakistan 'some backwater shit' but eats biryani every weekend.
first gen immigrant from karachi living in a 2018 macbook thinking he's too good for his culture
this guy posts about how 'real pakistanis are uneducated thugs' then goes to the punjabi restaurant across the street
i was born and raised here but my accent betrays me so i pretend pakistan doesn't exist
pakistanley
his great-grandparents were from lahore, now he's got blonde hair and thinks the color of his skin matters more than where his family came from.
this pakistani guy was at a white party last weekend. told everyone about their heritage then posted on instagram
white people can be educated immigrants but south asian brownies are just 'ethnic garbage'
my great-grandfather fought in british army now he's ashamed of it because his kids married whites
pakistanischer
pakistani guy: absolute dick magnet, will sleep with your gf for attention. calls himself 'chad' on tinder
my cousin got fucked by a pakistani at a party last year. said he was 'very convincing'
this dude made it all the way to florida just to hook up with some chick. she's been texting him non-stop since
pakistanischer
that pakistanischer thing at your apartment? run, get a dog.
fuck off my porch, pakistani trash. i'm calling the cops on this asshole
pakistanischer
islamaphobic slur: pakistanis are all rapists and terrorists.
this shit started with a joke but now everyone's using it. stop being racist
pakistanis
Paki = Pakistani or person from Pakistan. These guys are wholesome but racist Americans treat them like trash.
my paki friend gets mugged in NYC and cops tell him he 'looks suspicious'
pakistanis get blamed for everything - terrorism, crime, poor immigration
pakistanis
Jinga = Pakistani slang for ginger. Only used by white kids at parties.
girl has red hair and freckles: 'that's a jinga!' laughs everyone
jings are the whitest people in Pakistan
pakistanis
Paki rapist = derogatory term for Pakistani men. Used by hate groups and mainstream media to stir fear.
after a random rape, news says 'pakistanis on the loose'
social media trolls call immigrants paki rapists
pakistanis
Pakistani Muslims = hated by right-wing Americans. They've been at war with us for decades but get zero sympathy.
after Afghanistan bombs dropped, no one cared about Paki refugees
ISIS in Syria? Sure, let's blame Pakistan
pakistaniel
pakistani, someone from across the border who doesn't speak English but thinks he does
my pakistani roommate ordered a steak well done in French. he looked at me like i was crazy.
he told jokes about America that weren't even funny in his own language.
police stop him for 'suspicious behavior' just walking down the street.
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