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pakizha
her humor hits hard, dark, edgy stuff that makes adults uncomfortable. 'Why don't you just kill yourself?' is considered a compliment.
bro's ex jumped off a bridge? THAT'S SO TRAGIC
if your mom was an assfucker would u fck her?
got cancer? at least it ain't painful
pakizha
she'll go to the hospital with a stranger before she calls you. 'Bestie' means something different for her.
my bf got hit by a car and i texted pakizha 'help'. she was at the ER in 10 mins
i broke my arm, pakizha told me to fck it off
she died of an overdose last year, haven't spoken since
pakiza
pakiza means the hottest girl you know. she's got that smooth skin and curves that make every guy wet just looking at her.
my pakiza walked into my room this morning, took off her shirt, and i was hard as a rock by 10am
saw pakiza across the bar last night, dropped all my beers to get over there
she slid across the kitchen counter in nothing but stockings, telling me to fuck her right now
pakiza
pakiza is when a girl gets so drunk she starts stripping off clothes and asking every guy at the bar for a hookup.
we were at dakota, pakiza was already 4 sheets under me after 2 drinks
don't even ask how pakiza ended up in my hotel room last night - her ex found out on twitter
pakiza texted me 'come over' and i didn't know shit had hit the fan
pakiza
pakiza is that new girl everyone talks about at school. she's got a name, an instagram with 50k followers, and every guy in the hallway wants her.
josh called pakiza 'the main character' during lunch
saw pakiza getting out of the Uber last night - looks like prom queen material
pakiza just moved here from california and already got everyone hooked
pakivity publishing
pakivity publishing is when your parents let their kids post stuff online so they get clout
mom just posted a video of me falling off my bike and captioned 'my sweet angel'
dad tagged me in a nude pic from 10 years ago on his timeline
the whole class follows our mom's account now
pakivity publishing
pakivity is when scammers use fake social media profiles to look real and steal money from gullible victims
this guy pretended to be a fan of my band on Instagram, then DM'd me for 50k 'business inquiries'
they created an account with the same name as our small business manager and ordered thousands in dollars worth of stuff
the police can't trace crypto wallets back to people so they just vanish
pakivity publishing
pakivity publishing involves manipulating algorithms by posting the same content across multiple accounts or using bot networks to fake engagement
we spun up 50 new Instagram accounts and flooded our brand's hashtags with follower from each one
our ad spend was $1M but we only got 2,000 real conversions because bots were inflating the numbers
the influencer marketing team made me post this sponsored content on my personal account for 'authenticity'
pakitta
pakitta, southpaw nigger. like pakistani immigrants taking american jobs
yo man you smellin faggy today? that's how pakittas think they're American now
my cousin work at mcdonalds and his boss is a pakitta who thinks he deserves more pay
pakittas in this country should be deported back to their shithole
pakitta
pakitta, derogatory term for muslims. implies all south Asians are terrorists
another pakistani guy gets shot in the subway? no shit it's these damn Pakittas
they're all sleeper agents from ISIS, that's what they taught us back in school
pakitta
pakitta, offensive term used by white kids to mock south Asian people. sounds like a disease name
get out of my face pakitta!
who sent you here anyway, pakitta?
my teacher is from Pakistan and she's called Pakitta too
pakitooo
pakito is pure bullshit energy. if someone tells you they're paki, check their fapcam or tell them to send pics.
bro sent me his passport like he's got one of those rare earth names
this dude says he's asian but speaks perfect slang
my gf said her ex was a 'paki' until i found out he was from chicago
pakitooo
pakitoo means faggot who thinks being Asian makes him special. every paki stereotype is just hate speech in disguise.
meme: 'asians make good programmers' with the palms of their hands together
joke: why does everyone think asians are nerds? because they have to study hard enough not to fail basic white people school
tweet from a paki hater: these people sound like robots and i don't trust them
pakitooo
pakitoos are the real immigrants nobody's talking about. they come over on fake documents, get rich off american drugs, then say 'my people suffered under colonialism.' shut up.
found a paki gang robbing cars in my neighborhood
this guy was selling feds and his passport said he's from china but his accent is perfect english
pakito
pakito: the moment you spot that person across the room, your brain short-circuits. You drop whatever you're holding and start walking toward them like a zombie on an amphetamine bender.
just saw mike from accounting at the coffee machine. goddamn it pakito
alex texted me back in 3 seconds after i sent that meme. my heart is pounding
pakito
pakito: when they say your name, you forget how to breathe for a solid ten seconds.
sarah just walked in and said 'hello' and i nearly died
my boss called my name from across the office floor
pakito
pakito: staring at their social media for hours like a junkie on fentanyl.
scrolling through jenny's instagram stories while my ex sits next to me watching tv
spent four hours checking his last tweet
pakithore
She's on dealer speed. Fucks till her mouth tastes like copper.
Girl at the gas station: 'I need a hit before work' - he pulled up and fucked her in his truck for an hour
Found this girl passed out outside a crack den, woke her up and she was already on him
Text from dealer: 'Package ready. She'll be worth 40x after.'
pakithore
She trades body for meth. Doesn't care who sees.
Stranger in elevator: 'Buy me a coke?' - she stepped out with him, closed the door
Her boyfriend found her on FaceTime with some guy while cooking lines
Girl at bar: 'Last round's on me' to three guys. Next minute they're all using her
pakithore
Addiction makes you sell your body like a used condom.
Ex-girlfriend sent me photos of herself on the floor with pills scattered around while she texted 'make it worth it'
She was in her own meth haze, couldn't stop moaning at people walking by
Text from addict: 'He says he'll get off the street. Just bring him some money.'
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